Molten Syntax Projects

Here's a great way to make your operating system more fun. First, get little clips from some of your favorite songs - the more distinctive, the better. Audacity is perfect for this. You'll have to export into WAV format, then, in the control panel, set them as your system sounds.
My computer is now Incredibly Awesome!
Start WindowsGloria
Windows LogonBerg - Violin Concerto Mv. III Allegro
Exit WindowsGrandmaster Flash - The Message
Windows LogoffEdgar Winter - Frankenstein
Device ConnectJavanese Bell Excerpt
Device DisconnectJavanese Bell Excerpt
Program ErrorJames Brown - Living in America
Critical StopYes - City of Love
AsteriskJohn Cage - Sonatas and Interludes for Prepared Piano
Default BeepLou Harrison - Concerto for Flute and Percussion Movement II
System NotificationLou Harrison - Concerto for Flute and Percussion Movement II
ExclamationToru Takemitsu - November Steps for Orchestra
I pulled these 2-second clips from songs in my music library, and I also got some good clips from an old copy of Encarta (I love the bells). Because the volumes aren't normalized, things are even more exciting. Feel free to use these!